Top Ten things to do during the sermon

If we’re called to a life of sacrifice, what about the sermon? If sitting through the sermon at your own church is a sacrifice in its own right, you may think of leaving the church. I humbly suggest you work your way through these first…

10. Sleep.

9. Share witticisms with your immediate neighbour.

8. Spot the mistakes in the Powerpoint / noticesheet.

7. Read an unrelated bit of the Bible.

6. Plan what to have for lunch / tea.

5 . Count the bricks / floor tiles / beams.

4. Read the stuff in the pew… anything in church is holy, right?

3. Stare into space.

2. Twitter – social media. It’s social, at least.

1. Write a top ten of your own…

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