Aleatoric Spam

I do love an unsolicited e-mail of unknown provenance. This arrived in my inbox today with no ceremony, and apparently no understanding of how these things work.

Having received it in something akin to simplified Chinese, I hit the translate button to see what they were after and was presented with this hot mess.

Aleatoric spam. Sounds like an avant garde 21st century group consisting of final year students at Juilliard.


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